An IRS agent goes to audit a synagogue and asks the rabbi A.what sort of expenses do you have rabbi? R.hardly any my child A.hows that? R.well you see recycle alot of what we use here candles the wax that melts and drips is made into new candles. A.really thats pretty efficient. R.we also take any bread crumbs and make them into dough to remake into bread again. A.hmmm...i may have to cite you for that. R.well thats to be expected because every year we keep all the leftover foreskins from circumsitions and the IRS sends us a complete prick!