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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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4 RepliesThrow it out of plane along with 80 identical boxes at 40,000 feet. You have roughly 3 minutes of free fall before you hit the ground to find the right one. Easy right? Wrong. You are joined in your adventure by a female companion and a nemesis. Neither has a parachute. James Bond that shit right? Wrong. You're in the middle of hurricane force winds over a war zone. There is more flak than God up here and if you can position yourself for more than 3 seconds you're buffeted by the wind. Small consideration, if you don't find the box in time Japan rules the world. Do you want to be responsible for worldwide Hentai?
