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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • Edited by Rhynerd: 3/10/2015 12:01:31 PM
    Alright, I'll place my Imperial Guard Company Command Squad 6 units away from the box. Commander will fire pistol in his shooting phase. *rolls a die, gets a two* Missed. I will have my squad assault the box. Box cannot overwatch. ROLL FOR CHARGE! *rolls two dice, one and six* They're in! Issuing a challenge! Box does not reply. Guessing that's a no! Box does not have any initiative! Rolling for commander's attacks! *rolls three dice, one five and six* Two hits! *rolls the dice and six, two fives* Two wounds! Box gets 5+ armor! *rolls for box, two fours* Box takes two wounds!

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