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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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2 Replies1. Steal 4 turtles and a rat from the pet store. 2. Take them to a nuclear power plant. 3. Teach the newly mutated animals marital arts. 4. Lead an attack on a Chinese factory. 5. Steal a box cutter. 6. Escape on a plane to California. 7. Use box cutter to hijack plane and ask for a parachute as ransom. 8. Finally complete life goal of skydiving. 9. Find a duckling. 10. Use duckling's bill to pry box open. 11. Pull up to the house around 7 or 8. Yell to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Look at my kingdom, 'cause I'm finally there; to sit on my throne, as the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 12. ?????? 13. Don't be unlucky and end on 13 items. 14. Profit.
