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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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I first examine my surroundings the begin to call a special forces squad to escort it to the extraction point. A high damaging mounted moon shot flak cannon will be waiting at the extraction point, they will proceed to load the box inside and fire approximately 9887 mph then will soon hit mach 3. While airborne a team of airsupport jets will escort it, firing at anything interrupting it's flight path. Once it nears above a small Siberian village, a paratrooper drops me in the nearest mountain. I bring with me a katana, once it proceeds to make contact with me, I slice it in half... [spoiler]only to find my neighbor's cheesecake that his mother mailed to him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
