Well it is simple really. -First we acquire a hamster and fine tune the ability of conditioning it to eat only cardboard on command -Second we will get many more and do the same with our fine tuned skills. -Third buy a throne and dub yourself the hamster lord -Now this is the important part, since a lord is too important to be seen touching such filth as a box, have the hamsters eat it all away Box opened, no mess, and a little army at your beck and call