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Edited by Britton: 4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.

Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside. Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open. [b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever [b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b] 1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b] 2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.

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  • Alright, ready?! Here's what you do... You take the box, run outside, hop in your private jet, fly around the world 3.141592654 times until you reach the approximate speed of light then curve your plane at the right velocity at the right spot to open the correct wormhole that sends you back in time to the moment before JFK got shot, jump out at the exact moment the bullet is fired, enter the matrix, find the right frequency, pop back out of the matrix somewhere along the bullets trajectory, align the box so that the flaps line up with the bullet as it rips through the packaging tape, re-enter the matrix as your plane crashes into JFK's ride so as to keep the timeline accurate, find terminator, ride out of the matrix on his bike, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky, fall out of the sky........................ ... i have failed... I almost had it though :P

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