You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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I would first, flip a table and push it toward the door when the first guy comes in, braking his legs, then take his gun and stomping on his face, commanding my fellow students to grab his other weapons and fight, we storm the hallways, urging people to stop being cowards and fight. Eventually hundreds of students fill the hallways with stolen and improvised weapons. We meet the enemy. Our forces get ready. I throw a stolen smoke grenade and throw it at the enemy as we charge. Eventually, I come across the enemy leader and fight my way towards him. I take the gun I stole earlier and shoot him in the face. The army of students eventually overwhelms the invading forces. My army creates tombs for all the lives lost in the battle.