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Edited by Eigerphant: 8/10/2015 4:58:02 PM
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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • It's actually a pick up line and it works 50% of the time Ask is she has flood insurance then say cuz I'm going to make you wet *based on past experiences* Me: "hi my name is brian" Girl: *Says name* Me: "do you have flood insurance?" Girl: *looks surprised & confused* Me: "because I'm going to make you wet" Girl: *Stunned* Me: * haven't been slaped yet, knows she wants the D* Girl: knods head in direction of bathroom while keeping intense eye contact Me: *gets a semi in the 5"- 6" range* Girl: *grabes my arm and pulls me to girls bathroom* Me: *semi is now a full hard on in the 6" - 7.5" range* Girl: *roughy pushes and pines me against wall* Me: sarcastically says "yeah ok" Girl: *laughs as i become the dominant one" Me: *pins her down and takes her jeens of reviling she has on no underware* Girl: *quickly takes off my belt reviling my bulge, pauses for a second to look at me* Me: *gives girl a smirk* Girl: "I like it rough" Me: "good"

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