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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Start throwing chairs at attackers
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Raise the alarm and arm the redneck kids Proceed to perform meiosis and reproduction with my biology teacher who is a 10/10 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I'd have a 3some with these 2 girls I like. Then I'd act like a badass and get them to do it again
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Stake out in the science chemical room.
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Find the girl I like and be like "I'll protect you"
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-blam!- this shit I'm OUT! I don't care about the rules, I leave haha
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I've got a few plans on how to deter this invasion: Plan 1- Commit Seppuku: If we can't have this school, then we'll make sure no one else will want it by having students kill & poop themselves, and then smear it over the walls. Put on Japanese war music from WW2 and repeat until everyone is dead. Plan 2: Bombs and Makeshifts- My Science teacher is REALLY into science, and we have a classmate who likes to make weapons, so we'll have them make some bombs to either place around the school or strap to ourselves and suicide. Beat the terrorists at their own game. Said classmate can make multiple melee and short-range projectile weapons, so the ones that are left will use guerrilla tactics to finish off the invasion force. Plan 3- Show 'Em What the South is Known For- Like I said, we have the science teacher and that classmate. My Social Studies teacher has a concealed carry weapon, so she can get it from the school parking lot. The university police station is across the street from the school, so we call them and tell them of the threat, and they become the first line of defense. From there, police and sheriff's officers will be called, making up the second line of defense. Then, we will call a defense branch of the state and federal governments, repeat what was said and provide the original informant's information in voice recording, and reiterate that this is a foreign attack on American soil. Federal and State troops will become the 3rd and 4th lines of defense(more likely reinforcements). Let them come after that, we will be ready. Tl; Dr - suicide and nastiness, bombs and guerrilla tactics, or multiple armed forces from all levels of government
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My school is located within a university campus. Therefore, the entire university is my school premises. Walk over to campus police station( about 3 minute run). Get all the guns and ammo, police vehicles too. Call up town police and sheriff's office for backup. Win.
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This just got real
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Grab the knives from my art teacher's room, arm my fellow students and engage in Guerrilla warfare with the attackers.
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Use cell phones to communicate with the security office to find out how many intruders, weapons, and other information in real time. Next step is to wait have the students hide within the classrooms. Lock the door and wait. If the weapons are explosives, have people evacuate from the windows and if they are guns wait for them to try and get into the door. When the barrel of the gun enters the door, smack it down and grab ahold, the gun will go off and will burn you but you have to hold on. With the barrel in you hand, use the other hand and feet to attack soft areas. Claw out eyes, throat, groin, solar plexus and others to wrestle the weapon away. Jump back, shoot the intruder, rinse and repeat until the cops arrive.
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1) find hottest girl(s) in school 2) bring to the janitors closet 3) lock door 4) ????? 5) Profit!
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Take an open door shit. I know the 3/10 people that see me with probably be shot
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Save your gf and teacher crush and run like the dickens
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Evacuate the school even though everyone in there are people I hate, they still deserve a chance at life
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Get a small band of friends together and call ourselves the Wolverines
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I would drop that mother-blam!-er or die trying
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Pray to Shrek and watch as he rides Donkey shooting all of the hostiles with the Onion-Zooka and a sword, cutting off heads and blowing people up. Donkey has the head of Medusa on him to turn the hostiles to stone and is armored.
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Call the police and the military and then get to my bassoon
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Prepare the firing line, and use the over energetic 3rd graders as the assault force/bait. If both fail, look him in the eye and say [spoiler]no u[/spoiler]
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I dunno. Text back and say "no u"
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2 RepliesWhat kind of attack? Is it one guy with a gun? A street gang? A small army? I need these specifics!
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1 ReplyEdited by Jasondurgen: 4/18/2015 3:57:48 AMGet in my car and drive away. Where I'm going, I don't need your childish rules.
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WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
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[quote]Rules: You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings You have no superpowers You can't become God You don't have any resources other than what is at the school (The school is not a weapon)[/quote] I get the -blam!- out of there Activate my invincibility superpower Become God and start flying Go buy 2 Uzis Go back to school Rek some noobs Use school as weapon, and kill bad guys
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1 ReplyI work in a machine shop in school. So unwound make weapons. Make a spear, club, hammer, shank, whatever I need. We also got a 3-d printer
