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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Edited by Warlocks scholar: 5/12/2015 3:04:01 PMThat alarm system tho it would scared off the attacker...
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I already graduated; it ain't my problem.
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Reminds me of Red Dawn.
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1 ReplyPull my gun out my backpack. Never know when you might need it.
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Necrobump
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Edited by imc347: 5/9/2015 10:42:10 AMKill everyone in the school and burn it down before they arrive. And when they come, I'll simply say to them, "Git gud scrub."
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Wolverines!!!!
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I always carry multiple knives with me, git gud attackers.
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Wonder how the heck I ended up in my old school. I graduated almost 20 years ago.
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Edited by Xplodian3000: 5/8/2015 1:31:35 PMFirst i would get my friends and we would all climb into the celling, cut a tiny hole, and watch all the douchebags and sluts die.
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I get some popcorn and watch the chaos insue
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Go to chemistry and grab some sulphuric acid to throw at the attacker
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Hide in the roof!
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IT'S THE SEIGE OF NORMANDY ALL OVER AGAIN NOOOO!!!!
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You might as well quit now because you're fücking plundered kiddo
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Go full batman
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Pour water in the hallways, use circuit boards from the computers to create an electric field to shock them, the rest can be done by sharpening the metal edges on the meter sticks
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There is no way me and my friends could defend the school if they have guns. I would either hide in the basement of the school or go on the roof.
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Edited by U6072034: 5/7/2015 10:59:42 PMI leave the building, make sure no-one knows of the incoming attack, supply the invaders with painful weapons, and once they are inside, lock all the doors and windows. [spoiler]I hope everyone I know does slowly and painfully (preferably from cancer)[/spoiler]
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I yell "Allahu Akbar" and detonate my bomb vest before the attackers arrive.
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Hold a twix in my hand and wait to give it to the people attacking.
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Run into the girls locker room and get a nice view before I die or make a crossbow out of rulers, tape, rubber bands, and other stuff and sharpen a lot of pencils and go down fighting
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3 RepliesLoose my virginity
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I don't go to school anymore
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Shine my light on the attacker(s).
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Hand out the hammers and blades, get a crossbow from this kid I know, move everyone into a room..
