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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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Kick some serious ass
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Go to the in school police officers office grab pistol and taser go to wood shop grab hand saw fortify a class room and call the cops with mobile phone
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Edited by Gothicc: 5/27/2015 3:03:12 PMI go to chipotle and eat
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Pull the fire alarm. Place'll evac in 2 min; state, county, and city pd will be there 30 sec later at max.
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We have police officers.
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1 Reply*Puts Dovahkiin theme over PA* "Fus Ro DAH!"
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Take desks, barricade the doors, and utilize what stealth games have taught me. (Disarming, sneaking, etc)
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Use scissors as weapons and get the lunch lady's food and scare em off.
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3 RepliesI'd -blam!- this girl in my class and make her cum three times over and then cum on her face.
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Unscrew my pair of scissors and use em as knives
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3 Replies-blam!- the teacher
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Go to security officers get guns set traps win get babes
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7 RepliesI wouldn't mind if half the people in my school were killed.
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Get in a math room; stack the desks and arm everyone with books and/or rulers.
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I'd leave.
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Edited by Solaire: 5/27/2015 1:16:35 AMRoll around dodging all their bullets. Parry. Do 999 damage...#rekt
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I'd probably find the pretty girls, say I'll miss them, kiss them, and got fight to the death. If I win. Then I get the babes. If I loose. Then I just look good.
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2 RepliesI would get the squad all together in a room and build a fort with the desks and book shelves and beat anyone who inters the room with a ruler
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Grab those heavy science books and hit them with it, yelling, "Science Biatch!!!"
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This is what I would do
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1 ReplyIm a black belt in karate. No jokes! Bring it on bitches! Aaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Call my gf and tell her I love her then walk out in the hall way with my arm spread wide open and say fire away
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Lennyface
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1 ReplyHave the special needs kids run at the attackers.
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I'd shrug. Not like it matters anyway
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Grab their faces and smash them into the ground.
