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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy: 3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!

You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat? ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! ALARM! BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo Rules: You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings You have no superpowers You can't become God You don't have any resources other than what is at the school (The school is not a weapon) EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left! DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!

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  • Join them. Then betray them.

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  • Leave and tell nobody so that all the scumbags here die.

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  • Between the '...''s is what you can add. Spoiler'd for [i]safety[/i] purposes. [spoiler]...Line every corridor with sharp objects that are attached to unstable electrical currents, make the entire structure a killzone, ensure escape exits are accessible to all humans that aren't the attackers... ...Convert everyone into Space Marines in some shape, way, or form... ...Equip them with makeshift spears, among other makeshift tools (including dangerous acids that would be fired from a bottle)... ...And grab almost-everyone else's ideas...[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by ResonantParoxysm: 3/8/2015 2:36:54 AM
    *flashes back to highschool Tell everyone to grab a desk and a pencil or scissors. If the school is about to be assaulted the first thing that needs to be changed is the terrain. Open hallways suck. If we throw every desk into the hallway it will make the hallways harder to traverse. The next step is to prepare to fight. I would have everyone post either at a closed door way of a classroom or in the ceiling. Some classrooms are more dangerous that others. These rooms can be made into traps. Chem labs can be made into literal bombs. Turn the gas lines on, turn the lights off and take the lightbulbs out. Leave a staff walkie talkie in there and try to draw some attention with hope of gun fire or someone turning the light switch on. The people in the ceiling are capable of dropping in from above on top of anyone in order to get a few fatal stabs in. Now not everyone is physically capable of everything so everyone gets different roles for fighting. Athletic males (get medicine balls and dumbbells for throwing), Athletic females (get short jump ropes for close lining really quickly), Regular kids (get baseball bats, musical instruments, pencils, and other hand held assault weapons), Fat kids(won't move to fast so they get desks to slam into incoming enemies), also people from archery(get bows and arrows and are the first line of offense/defense).

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  • Edited by Faliz18: 3/8/2015 4:49:17 AM
    Hang out in a practice room in the band room and watch netflix on the computers

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  • 1: find my girl and kiss her 2: unzip pants 3: 5 min bang 4: regret nothing!

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  • Pull a shirt over my face so I'm like a ninja and run around slitting throats with scissors.

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    • Call the police.

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    • My classmates prepared for it we know they have a taser at the back desk and we are not afraid of knocking out some guys plus it's been proven that the trombones at my school can kill ( the instrument ) then kill anybody stupid enough to enter the building

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    • Class does protocol I hide behind the door. Terrorists enter. Go behind him, strangle him and take his gun. Go on to basement. Snag the phone that my music teacher ALWAYS leaves on the table. call 911 WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

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      • I would join them and destroy the school.

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      • Edited by CptPeoplez: 3/8/2015 2:19:23 AM
        Hide in my locker

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      • Drink the Doritos, then fuk my crush

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        • i basically use my bitch-ass math teacher as a human shield then while he is reloading i run into another room. the girls bathroom. then i win because the attacker is a boy and he is not allowed in.

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        • I have a potato

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        • Summon my dark magician and have him perform dark magic attack ftw

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        • Drink the remainder of vodka that's in my water bottle then take my stash of coke out of wallet and blow it all. After that rage out and go out with a bang.

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          • Get some explosives and my GF and help them destroy the school

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          • But.. It's a Saturday. Eh, I'll have them Doritos.

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          • Rally the various cliques and gangs and assimilate them into my cause. Then, through determination, we shall push them back. Later on, I will be the veritable God figure of the school. I will have a statue made in my honor and will retire with my crush at 17.

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            • *become god and leave the building*

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              • I proceed to not give a -blam!-, as I haven't been to that school in over a decade. [i]We don't need no water let the mother-blam!-er burn.[/i] Going along with the gist of the thread, I empty the chemical closet and begin mixing everything I can until it either resembles acid or starts fuming. At that point it's just a matter of getting the chemicals from point A to point B (The assailants face).

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                • Wonder what I'm doing back in school since I've already graduated.

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                  • I'll eat them Doritos

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                    • I ain't at school it's spring break. (: BREAK THE SYSTEM!!

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                      • Arrange desks to make a fort that bullets can't penetrate Put textbooks under the shirts of the strongest people in the class for armour Put textbooks in window Put a bunch of shit in front of door Have teacher/strong ones protect us Win.

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