How many babies does it take to paint a wall?[spoiler]1 depending on how hard you throw it[/spoiler] What worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree?[spoiler] 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees[/spoiler] Why is six afraid of seven? [spoiler]six can't be afraid of seven numbers can't have feelings.[/spoiler] How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber [spoiler]ask them to pronounce this word |unionized|[/spoiler] Did you hear about the scientist that reached absolute zero?[spoiler] He's 0K now[/spoiler]