I will wrap the box in a bacon flavored condom. I will drive to the Space Needle and have dinner with the box. Then, we will drive up to the forest where I will introduce the box to my Illuminati co workers. We will then conduct rituals using ping pong balls and Reese's Sticks. Afterwards, me and the box will head up north for sexy times. We will get ambushed by a group of Lvl. 3 Fags and they will kidnap the box. I will then search for it for 13 years until I find in a monastery in the Tibet mountain range. Me and the box will hold off waves of ninjas and then escape using a secret cave system in the mountain. We will travel to Shambala and befriend the yetis. The yetis help us master the xXx_720blazeitdewitonosc0pe_xXx. We will use that skill to defeat the Slum Lords of the West. The box's protective condom layer will rip during the boss fight and it will get shot by a twelve gauge. I will xXx_720blazeitdewitonosc0pe_xXx the main Slum Lord of the West and he will die. The box, while bleeding out, will fall open and die.