I run to a monastery sitting on a cliff in Ireland. I ask for the divine power of box-opening, but before I receive this gift, I must endure a trial by fire; I must run a gauntlet consisting of running through a pit of scorpions, jumping over a pit of boiling oil, and climbing out of a pit of constantly rising lava (these monks like pits). After I have completed my journey, I am rewarded with the power to open any box I choose. All I must do now to open the box is utter the phrase "The fresh cows are a new town car", and focus my mind on the lid slowly opening. I return to the box, utter the phrase, focus my mind, and the lid opens. Now, tell me, teacher, what may I find inside?