1. Find a machete 2. Pick nose with handle of machete 3. Stick what you got out of your nose on the top of the box 4. Stick a piece of dynamite to the booger 5. Use dynamite as handle to open first flap 6. Put fan underneath second flap 7. Hold fan there until flap opens 8. Make sure you aren't blind 9. If you aren't blind look in box 10. You find another box in the box 11. Make inception noises as you take the acting tape off smaller box 12. Get two corks and two nails to use as handles for the mini-flaps 13. Open box 14. Find contents of box 15. Scream like a little girl 16. Or a disappointed girl depending on what you get 17. That is all