[spoiler]wanted to tell another joke[/spoiler] One day in kindergarten Dallas's teacher was reviewing math with the class. She said,"I want everyone to come up with a math equation that equals nine. She passes up Dallas and notices that he is drawing tree's. She asks,"Dallas, how on earth does that equal nine?" Dallas says,"Well, tree plus tree plus tree equals nine." The teacher roles her eyes and then tells the class,"everyone now make an equation that equals ninety-nine." Dallas starts to scribble on his trees and the teacher confronts him again. She says,"Dallas, I don't think that is how math works. " Dallas says,"no,dirty tree plus dirty tree plus dirty tree plus dirty tree equals ninety-nine." The teacher is done playing games so she says,"class, create an equation that equals one hundred." She looks down to see Dallas drawing a dog at every tree pooping and yells,"Dallas that is inappropriate and now your in time out!" Dallas looks at his teacher and say,"what are you talking about? I thought dirty tree and one turd plus dirty tree and one turd plus dirty tree and one turd equals one hundred." The teacher walks out of the class room frustrated.