Me, I hold a controller and kill bowser, stomped lui kang, been mega man more times than I can count, controls empires with a mouse, defeated Zeus from my couch, bested the arbiter and laughed upon the flood, stopped nukes on the battlefield, saved Glienor more times than I can count, proved to be a better wizard than Harry Potter when I was 7, collected every gym badge and caught 'em all, defeated the mighty Rathalos and Rathian, defeated the Zerg, stopped frieze along with baby, became the strongest Jedi and abolished the Sith, and forged my own Destiny for I am Legend
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