And in other news, it seems despite record low temperatures and snow in many parts of the country, Special Snowflakes are melting at an alarming rate. This is causing not only an overflow of Guardian tears that crews are struggling to contain, but a significant increase in the use of the Mute Button, with non-douchenozzle forum users doing everything they can to minimize the toxic impact on the community. Unfortunately, despite their efforts, analysts predict that the large uptick in Friday butthurt posts will continue for the foreseeable future.