Achilles wins this thread. Btw where did all the superiority complex members go?

Damn. And I thought my 5 years was a damn sight better than most destiny Era accounts. Oh well. Guess I can tell elitist ass hats where they can shove it Edit: just want to point out that this entire post is clearly satire and not be taken anymore seriously than an episode of South Park

What if I am Mythic on Bungie.old? I'm close to be this "New Age Mythic" you speak of, but my blue hat doesn't lie.

Just Remember that you once didn't have 6-7 years in the community.

I like how this guy only has one maxed character like he matters lol. And yes I have none and yes I won't read anything else you post and yes you will feel superior after reading this post and yes it will bug you a little for the rest of the day which will make me happy and yes this is a run on sentence and oh yeah also that means I win. Or not either way we both know who is superior lol.

Are you that desperate for attention? 😶

[quote]Hi there, and welcome to this thread. Continue reading to find out why [b]YOU[/b] might just be the worst thing to happen to this Community, or if you are considered Royally Blue. Before entry, I'm just going to need to see your Membership Year badge in order to grant you access. Whoa, hold the phone there, scrub! That's just a dirty Six Year badge you got there. You know what that means? You're bad and you should feel bad. No amount of Dragon threads would ever allow me to accept you for the monstrosity that you are. No sir! Hi there, folks. Some of you fine people might know me here as Helveck. And I've come to deliver a message: It's time to restore the the finer days. It's time to bring back the Elitism of old. The days when we were free to walk on the lesser creatures here that called themselves "Members", "Heroic Members" and "Legendary Members" have returned. This new standard has been implemented and officiated by yours truly! And if you're a member with 6 Years or less on this site, and in this forum... Just know one thing: You're trash. That's right, you're a disappointment and an inferior specimen. This forum was once ripe with incredible and superior individuals. Their words allowed this place to shine, and brought to life the truest form of beauty and majesty that my eyes had ever seen. And most importantly, we kept the lower beings in their place... Way down in the dirt where they belong. So, in order to clearly divide the classes, I think it's appropriate to devise a set of rules for each population. [b]New Age Mythics[/b] [i](Seven years or more)[/i]: [b]1.[/b] Every forum entry must clearly state in some way, your superior nature to everyone around you. [b]2.[/b]If a lesser being argues with you, remind them that they do not posses a Membership Badge above Seven Years and as such, all words in which they speak are simply mindless ramblings that no one cares about. [b]3.[/b] It is your right as a New Age Mythic to tell the lesser people how pointless their threads are, and how they are nothing but a plague on his Community. [b]4.[/b] Remind lesser people that in addition to their inferior intellectual capabilities, that they will also never be as beautiful as you are. [b]5.[/b] If the lesser creatures do not flatter you and shower you with compliments, gifts, and gift baskets (usually a combination of crackers, wines and assorted cheeses) PM Moderators and Mentors immediately to rectify this situation. If that does not work, PM Achronos or DeeJ. [b]6.[/b] If you make a thread a post, and one of the lesser kinda makes a reply directed at you, simply ignore them. Never quote them and never give them any attention. Doing this would deceive them into thinking they possess something relevant to share, when we all know this is simply not true. [b]7.[/b] You know what? Just mute them. Mute all of them. Not a member with 7+ Years? Yup, muted. [b]New Age Inferiors[/b] (Six years or less): [b]1.[/b] Don't post. [b]2.[/b] If you're dumb enough to break rule #1, immediately PM every member with a badge that is Seven Years or older and apologize for your insolence while also stating that you have learned the error of your ways. [b]3.[/b] If you STILL feel compelled to post for whatever asinine reason, simply remember that you must always quote and agree with whatever a certain New Age Mythic might be saying. The comfort here is knowing that we are never wrong. [b]4.[/b] Did you post something stupid? That's ok, we expect that from you! Simply PM Achronos asking him to permanently delete your account, and for an added measure of safety, to ban your IP address. Have a nice holiday! [b]5.[/b] Whether on the bus, or at your computer desk... If you enter a thread and you see a New Age Mythic, remember to display your reverence by grovelling before us. Make sure that nose touches the ground! We don't want you half-assing this now! [b]6.[/b] Know that you [i]are[/i]bad. And you're only getting six shitty rules for your six shitty years (If that). Well, that's all for now folks! Hopefully with these new rules in place, we can all work together towards making this a better, and far superior area of this site. A place where we can once again bask in the glory of our own greatness.[/quote] this

I find this very funny lol nice post!