Dear Bungie, I would like to tell the tragic and heart felt story of a dear friend of mine. In the hopes that you may award him the Fate of All Fools scout rifle. my dear friend gordon is colour blind and has been his whole life. He is a very kind friend, who never gives me greif about my small p€nis. I feel that he should be awarded this as you did not put the colour blind option in the settings that Call of Duty did. He is going into hospital soon for an unrelated operation. All though this is irrelevant i thought i might add it in as it may tugg on your heart strings. If you would like to contact Gordon, you will find him near a primary school; bullying kids into buying his knock off ectasy pills; which are basically worming tablets sprayed with fly spray. Please concider my propasal as Gordon is a dear friend. Did i mention i have a small penis.