A woman is shopping in a supermarket, late at night. She is slowly going about her business, getting all of her essentials. After a good hour of picking up the required materials, she goes to the cashier with 2 loaves of whole wheat bread, a dozen eggs, 2 gallons of milk, half a pound of sliced american cheese, half a pound of sliced smoked Virginia ham, a box of Toll House Pita crackers, 2 boxes of Lucky Charms, a box of tampons, and a LifeWater Zero, lemonade flavored. The cashier, a pimply teenager, lazily swipes his eyes over the woman's items and seems to be in a light state of pondering. After a short moment, he begins to mark her items. Once he is done, he looks to her and says, "Your total is $78.34." As the woman begins to dig through her purse for her pocketbook, the cashier speaks up again. "You know," he says, "I can't help but notice that you must be single." The woman's head snapped up as she blushed and looked at the cashier quizzically. "How did you know?" She asked with genuine wonder. [spoiler]"Because you're -blam!-ing ugly."[/spoiler]