Preach it!
Dude wants to marry another dude?
Go for it, but I still expect an open bar.
Chicks wanna marry each other?
Fantastic, you should film that though.
You wanna worship a giant flying spaghetti monster?
That sounds -blam!-ing delicious.
You prefer cats over dogs?
What a pussy.
You live for terrible puns?
See above.
You're into children's animated pony characters?
That's weird...but more power to you.
You're into 12 year old boys?
NO! Bad pedo! Not okay, there's a line, stay on the right side.
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What's wrong with the left side?