There was a man standing on a bridge when Santa comes up to him and says "hello what're you doing all alone up here" the man replies "I'm going to kill myself" Santa asks "may I ask why?" And the man replies "well my wife's leaving me and I lost my job and my car" Santa says "well I'll fix all that you're wife is waiting at home you're car is safely parked in your garage and you'll be promoted at work tomorrow" the man says " thank you so much if there's anything I can do" Santa interrupts "actually yes there is you can pull down your pants and let Santa have his go" the man starts to complain but Santa says "after all I've done with you?" So the man says ok and pulls down his pants after Santa finishes the man pulls up his pants and Santa asks "how old are you" the man replies "37" Santa says "you're 37 an still believe in Santa clause?!"