Here goes nothing.... Husband was getting ready to go on a camping trip with the wife on the weekend. So he asks "Are you ready?" She replies "I dont want to go anymore." So he gives her a choice "ok you can suck my D and we go and ill do everything for you, just sit and look pretty. Or you can let me do you from behind and you stay home and ill go alone. Ill be back for the answer in a few." So he goes off packing the stuff for his camping trip in the car. He comes back in 30 min and asks "have you decided?" She says " yes, i dont feel like getting it from behind so ill just give you head and go" So the husband proceeds to take his junk out his pants as the wife kneels. She goes down on him once and immediately spits out and replies "why the -blam- does it taste so shi++y!!" [spoiler]He says "oh yeah the dog decided not to go"[/spoiler]