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2/18/2015 2:27:01 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris once stopped an out of control train by just merely looking at it. Post yours below.

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  • Chuck Norris poops lightsabers. When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck. When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down. When Chuck Norris hit you, there are always two hits. Him hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.

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