I can stretch my ass crack 27 meters wide.
[spoiler]Oh I know what the ladies like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]
English
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I see your sense of humor and raise you a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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[b]rips off chest hair[/b] I MEAN IT
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Ouch did that hurt? Would you like a band aid? :o
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Nah, I've felt worse.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) kinky