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Edited by FatherlyNick: 2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome

Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc. FatherlyNick is a mental disorder. [b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date. [b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects. Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there. Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.

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  • Edited by beanie dog: 2/15/2015 3:53:50 AM
    Oh god... Pr0tals, get ready human race, for you have a lot of portals coming. [b]SYMPTOM(s)[/b] Once infected, the person will create a portal to anywhere (randomly) whenever they sneeze. [b]!WARNING![/b] If infected caused to create a portal loop they will fall forever until they sneeze again, causing them to be launched at high speeds. Death can happen from this. If a portal is opened near the infected [b]DO NOT[/b] try to come in contact with yourself! Scientist from the laboratory have told it may cause a rip in the [i]Space-Time Continuum[/i]. I don't really know what that is but I think it may destroy the universe... [b]How to be Infected[/b] Well it's quite simple actually, if a non-infected walks into the portal of an infected they will become infected. [spoiler]Total dumbass, "Hey I want to talk into that portal, it seems safe!"[/spoiler] [b]CURE(s)[/b] Ever played Portal or Portal 2? No? Already played both of them? Well we have good news and awesome news for you guys! Go purchase both of these games and get every achievement on both of them. Once achieved you'll be cured... Don't worry if you get infected again (like the dumbasses that would) just load up the games and you'll be cured. [b]PATIENT ZERO[/b] No one really knows who patients zero is but from these so called [i]in-game lore[/i] from the scientist back at the laboratory, they have read that someone who escaped a laboratory from deep in the earth was being held by a lunatic robot... "I was confused the whole time. She played with my mind and also telling me that the [i]Cake is a lie[/i]" --Patient Zero [b]NOTES[/b] People who have this infection will be scared of cakes for reasons. I'm not sure why... I love cakes, their happy and mmm so good! Yes I am a fan of the portal series and I've played countless hours of play time in both of the games. If you haven't tried them, I would. It's totally worth it.

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