LONG JOKE INCOMING! There was an Englishman, and Irishman, and a Maori man. One day, they decided to have a competition to shoot the biggest deer. One day the Englishman goes out and shoots a HUGE deer. So the Maori man and the Irishman ask "How'd you get that deer?" The Englishman chuckles. "Why, I found the track, followed the track, and BOOM, shot the deer. The Irishman, not wanting to be bested by the filthy English, decided to get a bigger deer. He comes back with an even bigger deer. The Englishman and the Maori man is amazed. "How'd you get that beauty?" They both asked. The Irishman chuckles. "Why, I found the track, followed the track and BOOM shot the -blam!-!" The Maori man didn't want to be left out, so he goes for a hunt for an even bigger deer. He doesn't come back for hours, and the Englishman and the Irishman start getting worried. It was getting dark, and the Maori man was never late for tea. The Maori man comes back, cuts and bruises all over him, and his clothes torn. The Englishman is dumbfounded. "What happened here?" The Maori man was furious. "I found the -blam!-ing track, I followed the -blam!-ing track, and BOOM! got hit by a -blam!-ing train!" Tl;dr the Maori man was the dumbarse.