-
No dude im being for real
-
You're single and that's the saddest part.
-
The saddest part is that your gf has probably had sexual intercourse with multiple dude while you were away for two months....
-
What are you accomplishing right now? Does knowing someone is happy bother you that much, because I'm not sure what it is you're doing.
-
Dude im trying to help you
-
Oh, man. You just helped me so much. Thank goodness you were here to tell me that my girlfriend was banging dudes. What would I have done without you. I imagine I would've lain awake every night wondering what she was doing, but you just conformed it for me. Now I now. I'm phoning her right now to break up with her. Thank you so much.
-
Im glad I can be of service