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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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First I will gently caress it as I chant the secret mating call of the flying red booby. Then, when ive gotten it nice and moist, I would slowly peel away the tape as I tap dance to kattys perrys firework in D Minor. Once the box has accepted me as a ceeative enough person, and craves for me to open its lucious flaps, I will walk away without doing so. Who really needs to know anyway.
