Jesus was hardly a lord lol! That -blam!- didn't even have shoes! and the only way he could get bitches was by telling them some gay ass fantasies! And I've never been slaved by a Muslim yet!

That's exactly why he was rejected by a lot of the Jews. They pictures the messiah coming like a king, all glorious and such. But that's not at all what their scriptures said. No he came humbly as a servant. He did miracles of healing and awesome powers and yet he was crucified. And his crucifixion was for us so that if we believe he is the son of God and put our faith in him then we are made right in Gods sight, and therefore we are saved from punishment in hell for our sins. But if you don't believe this than this is your problem. However if you have more question feel free to ask. I'd be delighted to help :)

He crucified himself for us? Ew what a sadistic creep