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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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Inside of the box is a midget a chinaman, 6 black guys and a Mexican lady who only knows the words "me please" The 6 black guys sympathize with the Mexican lady for being put into such an awkward position. the chinaman attempts to cook the midget often mistaken as a dog. The midget punches the chinaman and immediately crawls under the Mexican lady's enormously large skirt. The 6 black men play rock paper scissors to see who will fight the Chinaman first. The Chinaman spontaneously spin kicks the 6 black men in the face all while yelling "Kung-Fu Muthasuka!!" The Chinaman approaches the Mexican Lady. The Midget escapes out of the back of the skirt. *Lifts up skirt* 9 Mexican Midget baby's jump out and maul the Chinaman to death. The midget the Mexican lady and all six of their recently born children then jump back into the box.... And as I stood there not quite realizing what had happend, I take the first bite of my cereal in the morning... And say to myself "I need rehab"
