Three dumb blondes are stranded on an island. They were playing in the sand and found a gene lamp. The gene gives them one wish for each of them. So the first blonde says, "I wish I was smarter then both of the other girls!" So the gene turns her into a red head and she swims back to the mainland. The second blonde says, "I wish that I was smarter then the red head!" So the gene turns her into a burnet and she builds a boat and sails to the main land. The last blonde says, "I wish I was smarter then both of the other girls!" So the gene turned her into a guy and she walked across the bridge to the main land. :)