I'm getting my girlfriend 11 roses and I'm going to tell her she is the 12th and the most beautiful out of the roses
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No, you idiot. You give her 1 rose. Then give the other 11 to 11 other girls.
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Sir (with good intent) that is a silly idea. What you should do is buy 11 (or 12 hey at least 2) then tell her that you will stop loving her when the last one dies but the last one is a fake rose and wont die so boom you win.
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If your girl's smart then say "welts and withers away"
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touche
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You stole that from somewhere but I don't know where.
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someone told me to do that one time (i never have had the chance) but yeah i knew it from them i dont know where they got it.
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Edited by joibasta: 2/11/2015 2:52:01 PMI didn't know you were into small plants with painful thorns.
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I just threw up...
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Oh that's cool
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Don't think this will work tbh
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Ain't nobody got game like that. Jk