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originally posted in:Otiskin
5/4/2015 10:24:31 PM
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Post life lessons you've learned
Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. Still don't, it's the thought that counts.
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Patience is the most important thing you can learn to have.
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There is always work to do. Don't expect people to always do their own work. Everyone needs help with things. Hardly any people probably appreciate you. There is probably no one there to listen to you but yourself.
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Keep your cool and stay rational it will always go better that way
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#1 You cant put metal in the microwave.
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Never put absolute faith in anyone, do things yourself whenever possible.
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3 RepliesEdited by MicroChango: 5/4/2015 10:38:24 PMDon't click this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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1 ReplyEdited by Bigger Masshole: 5/6/2015 3:14:27 AMMoney is everything.
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2 RepliesI have a question: There is a nice girl that likes me at school, I just kinda her personality so far and she's kinda pretty but there's a slight problem. I'm tall and really skinny and she's the exact opposite, she's short and a little chubby... I just think it's far too awkward to actually do, so here's my real question. How do I let her down after she's already given me her phone number and thinks I like her back? I just don't want to start something that I'll immediately want to finish. I'm sorry if you're offended about how this sounds I only wanted some help..
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If somebody tries to mug you or break into your house to steal and you kill them in self defense, it was them who chose to value their life at whatever you have in your pockets or home. Don't let the guilt overwhelm you. It is not your fault. It is theirs. They knew what they were gambling and did so anyways. You were merely a consequence, a reaction to their poor choices.
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I called a girl fat on accident I swear women have the devil in them...I was in a hole so deep hell was jealous
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5 RepliesDon't try to suck your own dick.
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Edited by Noblebloodlust: 5/6/2015 1:35:49 AMguardians are friends not food
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2 RepliesDon't drink and drive
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Don't let the door knob hit you where the god lord split you
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Don't give up on someone who is failing.
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Eye of the tiger...
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1 ReplyBribing Mexican border patrol is completely ok.
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3 RepliesJust because a girl bends over in front of you, doesn't mean she wants you to anal her.
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Don't stick your dick in the fruit at walmart
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Penis jousting in the men's room is fun, although generally not acceptable behavior. Like masturbating on an airplane.
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Don't have jalapenos the night before you have a final exam.
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Rule #1 for life: dont die
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Don't try to go to sleep too soon if you're tripping on mushrooms
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Don't yell "leeroy jenkins" while in the stall
