originally posted in:Otiskin
Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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If you yell whore around a lot of women and they look at you then you'll know which ones put out. It makes it a lot easier to get laid it lowers the number of women you have to talk to. True story...
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If spill things on your headphones or they just get wet. Do not put them in the microwave to dry them off.
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Majority rules in the toilet seat debate. If there are only 2 people in the house she wins. She sits 100% of the time while he sits 50%. You will never get that knot out from under your shoulder blade. It feels good to try tho. There's a lollipop coming that will cure hiccups. It's made from natural ingredients. You don't need to drift left to make a right hand turn. Stop it. You're not Rhys Millen.
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That girls are always dirty so wrap it up
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Noble life lessons 1. [b]YOLO[/b]
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Violence does not solve everything except the things it does
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Never melee a guy with a sword arm (thanks Prometheans).
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Edited by Altarisian: 6/10/2015 2:26:39 AMA song quote that is very true... "[i]you drifted off day by day, my love for you would not help you stay[/i]"
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Violence is [b]always[/b] the answer
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Literally every problem can be solved with a fight
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When he says nobody will see, he actually means his best mates will see. Lol
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The cake is a lie!!
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It's okay to wait for someone you love, but know when you've waited too long.
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Love hurts
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Life sucks... Doctors can't save your parents
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Dont trust these thots
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Don't try and with Britton and his science. Magical, delicious science.
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-Like the stripper making money for school, sometimes you have to get off the pole to remember why you where there in the first place. -If someone seems suspicious, it's because they are.
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Tell the truth and don't beat around the bush.
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No matter how bad things may seem, things will always work out in the end. Just take things one step at a time
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Never ever EVER risk yourself falling in love with a girl.
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When you take a shit you just can't take one.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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If it tastes like trout get the -blam!- out
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Don't be daft, wrap your shaft.
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Mute everyone.