originally posted in:Otiskin
Let's each share 1 lesson we've learned from experience so that our fellow floodians won't have to make the same mistakes.
#1 Don't eat yellow snow.
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Don't yell "leeroy jenkins" while in the stall
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The bags that Chickfila sandwiches come are NOT microwaveable.
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Wrap it and staple it.
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Make sure your pullout game is strong
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Edited by Banfiltrat0rN7: 5/5/2015 2:33:57 PMThere's no such thing then a life better then your own, and you are the only one who can live it
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DEEZ NUTS
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If in doubt, pull it out. ...And wipe on the curtain before u leave
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Everything on the Internet is true.
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Don't insult the police.
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DON'T USE SHAMPOO!
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Fiber stops diarrhea
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Edited by SovietPotatoe: 5/5/2015 12:09:35 PMLife is too short to work hard for
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Don't always click links in LLC. Never get a big ego like EE's. (lulz.) Not everything is parkourable. Never piss off Ktan Tumblr is the spawn of good and bad things. And the list goes on.
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promises are lies in disguise
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Life doesn't ow you shit
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Cant turn a hoe into a house wife. Hoes dont act right.
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[i] [/i]
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I learned #1 from Frank Zappa Drinking on an empty stomach is a terrible idea
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Don't put it in her butt while she's asleep
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Just because you don't have fatebringer doesn't mean you can murder bungie...
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Don't stick your penis where you wouldn't put your tounge.
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Character is defined by how one treats those who can do nothing for them. Meat is good, but never cause undue suffering in its acquisition. No flesh is worth torture. And if you can't use it, don't kill it. A loaded pistol is a hundredfold more useful than an unloaded one.
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Edited by ArbitraryOak892: 5/5/2015 2:23:51 AMDon't eat the flesh of your victims after 6 days past killing
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The internet is serious business.
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Do stupid shit when your a teenager so you'll get away with it for the most part
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Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.