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//: [b]TRANSLATION: 01 [/b] :// //: [b]THE LANGUAGE THAT IS USED IN OP'S POST COMES FROM A RARE DIALECT KNOW AS RETARDATION[/b]. :// //: [b]IT IS KNOWN TO BE CONTAGIOUS, BUT DUE TO ADVANCEMENTS IN SCIENCE AND MEDICINE THERE IS A WAY TO BE CURED IF INFECTED[/b]. //: [b]UNFORTUNATELY, OP HAS A HIGH COUNT OF RETARDATION CELLS THAT HE IS CONSIDERED AS A "FULL RETARD" [/b]. :// //: [b]PLEASE USE EXTREME CAUTION IN DEALING WITH THESE TYPES OF SCRUBS, BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS TO USE [i][u]EXTREME PREJUDICE[/u] //: [b]END REPORT[/b]. ://