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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, stop being so -blam!- weird. I wish SM would act the way he is in his other groups.
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I already have a plan to make there fewer idiots in my beloved race! I wish my mouth wouldn't start watering every time I thought of blood or torturing people to make them bleed or killing them in horrible ways that involve lots of bloodshed... DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!
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granted but there are more communists AND I AM BACK
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granted but now you have to go instead i wish there were fewer idiots in the world
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Granted, now he acts like a SUPER civil being. I wish my friend didn't go to Canada this week.
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Can't grant it cause you already know. I wish you didn't try to act like a civil being.
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granted, but you suffocate when I push you into a lake and you can't take it off. I wish I knew why half the people at school are afraid of me.
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granted, now you're a bloodlusting psychopathic brother who desperately want to kill each and every one of us... and your fly's open. I wish I had some body armor to protect myself from SM...
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Um, granted El burninator fell off a cliff as he was frolicking through a field of flowers. I wish that people wouldn't think of me as a bloodlusting psychopath but... as your brother who desperately wants to kill each and everyone of you. Brothers feel like that right?
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Granted, but there are mexicans in it. Wow...
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Granted, but the details they tell you involve your death somehow....? I wish for inexpensive gasoline.
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Granted, but that gas happens to be xenon. have fun doing absolutely nothing with it. I wish people would be specific.
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The American College of Cardiologist (ACC) recently did a study that showed there was no difference in the benefit for Cardiac health of what kind of alcohol you drank. Moderate use (1-2 drinks per day for men and 1 drink a day for women) showed a reduced number of LDL (bad cholesterol), reduced triglycerides, and an increase of HDL (Good Cholesterol). Now on the flip side, heavy drinking will cause just the opposite, an increase number of LDL (bad cholesterol), an increase triglycerides, and reduced number of HDL (Good Cholesterol). This is because the liver has two different methods of neutralizing alcohol, at lose doses (moderate drinking) the liver used the ADH pathway which causes almost no damage to hepatocyes and does not change liver function. High does causes the liver to use a pathway called microsomal ethanol oxidizing system (MEOS). This pathway causes a lot of inflammation in the liver and damages hepatocyes, so that they cannot do their job correctly, and if you haven’t guessed by now one of their jobs is cholesterol regulation. The buzz about red wine is not only is it good for cardiac health, but it has also been shown (by case controlled studies ) to reduce the risk of cancer. This is probably due to the high level of Polyphenols, which is an antioxidant. Also you won't win this argument, I'm a doctor. Granted, but you cause the world to impolde. I wish for cheap gas.
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Granted but your head asplodes. I wish I didn't wish for a wish.
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Hell no. Beer and all that -blam!- makes your triglycerides soar, not good at all. It's the right amount of red wine and dark chocolate which has all the buzz - it's true but everyone knows it by now =P Granted but I don't know what a brisket is. I wish I knew.
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Granted, but you die tomorrow from trauma. I wish for a brisket. FYI: Moderate use of alcohol reduces your risk of CAD by over 40%.
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Granted but you now have his CAD. I wish I never had any diseases.
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Granted, but now you have Coronary Artery Disease. I wish for a beer.
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granted, you now suck at it i wish that i had a whole lot of freid chicken
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Granted, but your LIVE expires forever. I wish I wasn't so awesome at the "spot the difference" on www.14.com
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granted but it melts TLoS: DotD= The Legend of Spyro: Dawn of the Dragon I wish Oblivion had online play
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Granted, but you are the guy who gets sent the hate mail. I wish I had a golden warthog.
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Granted, but I dont know what it means either I wish I worked at Bungie!
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Granted, but you lost it shortly afterwards. I wish I knew what TLoS: DotD was.
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(yes i played the first Spyro and ive played them all they are great!) granted but you get new problems I wish i had TLoS: DotD
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(haven't you played the original spyro for PS1? That's a great game) Granted, but dragons don't really exist >.> I wish I could take care of all my problems.
