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    Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Edited by Roadkii J: 1/20/2015 11:14:12 PM
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Thou Holiest of Clans seeks thee Worthy for Fellowship

[i][b]Are thoust worthy to wield thy holy matrimony of hand and grenade?[/b] Are thoust worthy to gather sword and shield to defend the monarch at any Discipline? Thoust must be curious as a jester, for such a band of melancholic heroines is right around the fjord! [b]Behold thy Holy Clan of thee Hand Grenade![/b] Thoust most righteous and worthy clan in all thy land! Rulers of Prime and ousters of old weep to our great power! [b]God thyself has decreed to our righteous cause[/b]! With the teachings of Monty the Great from Pythonea we bask in ancient creed! If thoust desire a holy light in thy bosom, then feel thy bosom upon thoust bosom and proceed to grasp our bosom. In other menial words weast always need new Bosoms to join our larger, more congenial bosoms to suckle our clan leader's (SnowPiercer95) teet.[/i] [i]Accepting new Bosoms today![/i]
#Recruitment #python #Bosom #holyhandgrenadeofAntioch #HHGA
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