We should cleanse the world of pumpkins and Starbucks

I propose we make a massive genocide of pumpkins and Starbucks. Here's why: Pumpkins should be wiped out for making such shitty pies that are only edible with the help of whip cream Starbucks should be destroyed for making shitty coffee. Caribou will be the standard coffee makers of the new world Go in peace my brothers and sisters, and quell this evil!!!