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originally posted in:The Pizza Party
9/30/2014 4:57:37 AM
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How do you properly sodomize a pine tree?

Offer it fig newtons to gain it's trust and then strike

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Grab it by the haunches

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Tickle it's fancy

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Fight the ass gnome for control of it's house

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Tease it with the D

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Spermicidal lube

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Giraffes???

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