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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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6 RepliesThe Flood is not dead! OT: No girl has ever said anything remotely sexual to me.
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"Will you be my master?" I just. Like. No.
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you trynna split?
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Edited by KrankReality: 1/25/2014 2:55:28 AM"Let me sautee your salami" [spoiler][i][b]What?[/b][/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNo one's ever said anything sexual to me ;_;
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4 RepliesIt was over text [spoiler]Her-"Do you want to -blam!- me?" (No reply as I was busy) Her-"That better be a hell yeah" Only time .-.[/spoiler]
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"These are coming off" My girlfriend was naked and she took off my boxers, haha.
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>Mfw she said "I feel you in my stomach!"
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Not really sure what it would be for normal interactions, but here's a funny story: I make chainmaille (like the knightly armor stuff) so I was in the mall with my arms wrapped in some pretty sick looking bracelets chains. Anyhow, the female clerk (about my age) behind the counter at the record shop thought that meant I was some sort of dominant S/M dude, and was all desperate about it. Many chuckles were had later with my friend who was present.
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I'd like not to be banned please. K thanks
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Edited by Jornn_: 1/25/2014 2:24:34 AMI've had some people say they'd penetrate my asshole and stuff like that. Someone said they wouldn't be surprised if I dressed up as a clown and molested children, but I don't know what would be considered the most sexual.
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[quote] (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) .[/quote] So true. OT : Girls don't really say that kind of stuff to me.
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4 RepliesUh, wow. So many stories are running through my head right now. I dated this girl for a while, and she was really a nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. She was like, any time of day, she was like: 'Yeah, let's go. I'm so nasty!' And I'd be nailing her. She'd be like: 'Oh, you're nailing me. Cool. Oh, she loved to dirty-talk. Totally into it. She'd be like: 'Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna -blam!-.' God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, 'Me so horny, me love you long time.'
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3 RepliesI can't remember... I could probably dig up a few old messages, but really don't want to go down that road... Haha. To make this post more interesting with a random but slightly related fact, I once had sex at a cemetery during the day.
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"Is it inside yet? I can't tell"
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hay bby, want sum fuks?
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Nobodies ever said anything sexual to me.
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"when do you turn 18?"
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"Put your hands anywhere you want."
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2 Replieswelcome to Mcdonalds what can I get you
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1 ReplyNo one has, ever. Not even one sexual thing said to me while having a girlfriend for three months.
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[spoiler]Thrust harder, baby.[/spoiler]
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"You have a big D.." I replied "I kno"
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Umm... [quote]Why hasn't your **** penetrated me yet?![/quote]
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1 ReplyWhat is 35 + 34? -my 2nd grade teacher So hot
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1 ReplyCan I lick you? Then she licked my cheek and her chewing gum got stuck on my cheek and then I ate it and then I got herpes and then died during a game of giant jenga and my coffin was a giant tongue and the pillow was a piece of giant chewing gum and now I haunt people's tongues :P(._.)
