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originally posted in:TFS The Floods Sanctuary
8/3/2013 9:08:11 PM
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What's The Most Sexual Thing Someone Has Said To You?
So, for the average off topic person (I continue to stand by the fact the Flood is dead) I'm curious. What has been the most sexual thing another person has said to you?
Let's be honest gais.
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4 RepliesI work at the zoo and I was giving a tour and a couple of older ladies in the back asked how many cougars we had. I replied with "We have 2 cougars, 1 male and 1 female." 1 of the ladies then said, "Well you have 2 more back here."
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Hi...[spoiler]("._.)[/spoiler]
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I've never spoken to a girl IRL before.
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This one girl was riding me and out of nowhere she says "Cum in me, Sugardaddy" Now a father to a 3 month old boy; but he doesn't know that.
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2 RepliesYOU BETTER BITE THE PILLOW, CAUSE I'M GOING IN DRY MY FRIEND SAID THAT TO ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SCHOOL.... I SLAPPED HIM
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[quote]O baby your so innocent I just want to eat corn and shit in your mouth ;)[/quote] Me: K
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1 ReplyI shouldn't have read this thread.
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1 ReplyGetting blood tested. me: damn that's a lot of blood! her: yes ahah, I'm sucking you dry! ... me: huehuehue
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2 RepliesInstead of some random nonsense I will post a true story. I was showing a coworker how to clean out the insides of our companies armored cars. Keep in mind that I like to be very meticulous about gear storage and cleaning. During a pause he said something to the effects of "wow, there sure is a lot of different steps to clean this thing" and I said. "sorry I'm anal about cleaning" and he said: "Hey no problem, I like anal" He didn't realize what he said for 3 seconds.
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"Sup, hot stuff?" on two different occasions.
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1 Reply"Put it in"
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"I'll call the police! Get away from me!" [i]Ohhhh, man...[/i]
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"Hi"- That one chick I knew
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This wasn't said to me but my best friend - Me and the boys walking in downtown Vancouver, all fancy clothes (going to a Club), This Guy brushes by my friend Jarrett and says "DAM Your Cute" literally stops where he stands and just undresses him with his eyes. And of course the rest of us can't help but burst out laughing at our buddy.
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'Maybe'
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3 RepliesWomen dont talk to me .___. [spoiler]u wan sum fuk?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesHow big are your tits?
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A girl once said 'what's up' to me.. To which I responded (•`~•) heh..*runs away*
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How big is your dick? Got asked quite a bit...
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1 ReplyEdited by SI19: 10/24/2014 11:58:21 PM*whispers in my ear* "[i]No Hetero[/i]" It's probably a bad sign that a male friend has said something more sexual to me than a girlfriend has...
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I want you to ride me like a horse and I was like wow
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I'm needing a piss badly, I walk past the girls dorm room, one of them spots me and asks me if I'd like to come In.
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2 RepliesNo one speaks to me
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-blam- you.
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3 RepliesAt one point I was legitimately concerned as to whether or not Biollante wanted to have sex with me. It was odd. I'm not into plants.
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Def would get banned
