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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/16/2018 4:24:16 AM
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[b]There would be a large tent that was set up during what was presumably the day. No one was able to see how or during it’s setup, it seemed to just appear one day. It was red, the outside looking like it was made of felt. The tent was also expanding and deflating, as if it was breathing. A sign was stitched into the front of the tent.[/b]
[i]Professor Chyrth’s Wonder Emporium! First purchase free![/i]
[b]Shuffling could be heard throughout the tent, constantly. It sounded like someone was already in there, since there was talking coming from it.[/b]
[spoiler]Open as hell.[/spoiler]
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“I’m millions of years old, silly! I already know everything you could ever know, and more! Even with all your regenerations, you couldn’t even come close to rivaling what I know! I deal in knowledge, but that doesn’t mean I get paid in it! Try some blood!”
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“Blood...blood.....blood....bloo....AHA!!!” He says. Pulling out a test tube from his coat. He grabs a knife off a shelf. “Now this might hurt a bit” he says to himself as he cuts his arm and lets the blood drip into the tube. When it’s filled, he ties a cloth around his arm as a makeshift bandage. “Blood”he says holding out the test tube. “Now may I ask, what do you plan to do with it. If you are using it for some weird voodoo ritual than....I actually might be interested.....what am I saying of course I won’t be interested.....come in it will be fun......NO!!! No voodoo experiment”
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“I mean... I was just gonna drink it, but now you’ve got me in the mood for a good old blood ritual! Dunno for what though, I don’t really do them much unless I’m talking to certain people! Anyways, I’ll be taking that!” [b]She gently takes the test tube, twirling it around the test tube, like it was wine.[/b]
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“Hope you won’t actually do a blood ritual. What are you going to do, drink my blood, will it make you immortal or something”
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“I’m already Immortal! And... I actually can’t remember why I drink blood, besides to heal myself when I’m hurt! And it’s not like it’ll matter if I use your blood for something or not! It would only effect me, not you!”
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“ now you have my blood, which makes me wonder what happens when you drink the regeneration energy in my blood. Anyways, I need the information”
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“Alright! Just put your hand on mine! It’s hard to sort around in my head, so I’ll just have my memories sort themselves out and give you the info!” [b]She holds her hand out to him, now smelling his blood with a smile. She seemed very focused on the blood.[/b]
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“Well, ok. I totally don’t know if this is just me learning where my tardis is, or a blood ritual, but let’s do it” he says reaching his hand out to hers
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[b]She would touch his hand, and he would see a few flashes of his TARDIS, before the exact location would be revealed to him.[/b]
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He focuses on the tardis, trying to revel its location
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[b]He would find its location, and the Professor would take her hand away from his, smiling yet again.[/b] “Well! Thank you for your purchase!”
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Kaikaina entered the shop, wearing her stolen SWAT gear--except her helmet, and her long curly, super dark brown hair. Under her bulletproof vest, was a surfer's top. She wore army fatigue pants, and combat boots. She scanned the room with her lilac eyes.
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[b]Well, the sign certainly did not lie at all, it really was a wonder emporium. There was certainly many wonders lining the walls, if you considered abominations and thousands of types of technologies wonders, which most really would. There were thousands upon thousands of creatures in the place, some resembling small gods. There was a woman waving to someone who was leaving, she was wearing goggles and overalls. No other features could be determined at all, and her outfit didn’t have a distinguished color. She began to walk towards the other woman.[/b] “Hello! You here for something in specific or just looking?” [b]She had a light British accent, and seemed happy.[/b]
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"Do you have a miniature Lochness Monster?" Kaikaina would ask.
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“I have many different sizes of Ol’ Nessie! I have goldfish-sized all the way up to small dog-sized! It’s honestly pretty cool to watch their little society happen!”
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"I want a goldfish size," Kaikaina replied.
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“Alright! Follow me, you can pick which!” [b]She began to lead the other woman through the tent.[/b]
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“Woah, we’ve never had shops before!” Obviously sarcasm “Wait, actually those have been extinct for some time. They died with old Dojo so I guess this is pretty fresh and original. Might as well check it out.” Tubbs walked in the tent.
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[b]Inside the tent was a store, obviously, generic wares lining the walls. Someone was walking past Tubbs as he walked in, a woman on the other side of the tent waving to them. She immediately noticed Tubbs, and began to walk over to him. She was wearing only overalls and a pair of goggles, the color unable to be seen at all for some reason, just the type of clothing. Her features were unable to be seen as well, just a bright smile she had. It was only then was the true nature of the tent was revealed. It was a huge space, much bigger than it could have possibly been from the outside. It had hundreds upon thousands of objects inside it, all looking strange in their own right. There were thousands of creatures, along with many tech items, some being a collage of the two. For example, a warring faction of eyeballs and meatballs fighting each other by bumping into each other. Tubbs had stepped on one of the eyeballs, but it was reforming. The woman would extend her hand to Tubbs.[/b] “Welcome to my store! One of my first customers today! I am the Professor, great to have you here!” [b]She had a light British accent, but it sounded cheery and inviting.[/b]
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[spoiler]ONLY overalls and goggles ;)[/spoiler] He shook her hand. “You’re right, it probably is great to have me here.” He was looking around to see what she had, kind of ignoring her. [spoiler]not like walking around the store, just looking[/spoiler]
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[b]There was a whole manner of bits and bobbles, thousands of them. There was miniature versions of gods, living versions of a lot of cartoon characters, a few glowing creatures, and etcetera. There was also a bunch of other things, like machines that did a bunch of functions. All of these were moving around, having free roam.[/b]
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He saw the mini gods and had an amazing idea. “Do you have Ratatoskr? Preferably full sized since he’s a squirrel.”
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“Yes, yes I do, actually! But he’s the size of the original folklore, not how media portrays him! Want me to go get him for you? Or you want to look around a little more! Remember, only one is free!”
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“Hmmmm... now that I think about it... do you have like a mini Zeus I could carry around? Like he could sit on my shoulder and just zap people? And how much do all these cost after my free purchase?”
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“Well, the first one’s free and only the first one! After that it all depends on what other stuff you get! Not gonna tell you what or how you pay until you’re checking out, that would ruin the surprise!”
