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The Lenny Empire

"Dankest of the Dank"

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    The Lenny Empire™ bears good news! What news do we bring? Good question and to every question there is an answer. Just as every answer has a question. Of course, the answer can only be found in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Yes! Our savior ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! He who holds the dankest of memes! He who shelters the Flood under his comedic grace! He who blesses the shit poster with abundant comments! Long may he reign over these lands. Disclaimer: The Lenny Empire™ is the embodiment of the Flood; the third reincarnation of the Sovereignty©. Any and all trademarks belong, respectively, to The Lenny Sovereignty© (Limited Liability Company). Rules: NONE

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Edited by Vladimir Lenny: 9/18/2015 2:53:20 AM
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The Lenny Empire™

Are you lonely? Do you need a job? Are you just looking for a quiet place to relax? Well The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) empire can solve all -or none- of your problems. Our founder believes all will be right in the world as soon as we all become dank and love snickerdoodles. And I stand behind him! We are currently low on legendary snickerdoodle bakers, so if you can do that, or not, apply now in Montevideo, Uruguay, headquarters of our organization and home of the legendary noscoper neckbeard: Anon, and also home to the infamous Illuminati!* We have nice benches**, beautiful women***, and lots of weed!**** so come on down, so all your snickerdoodle related dreams may come true!***** https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/1176810 National anthem: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9ymUX1fJLw (This page is also available in spanish)****** *cannot be proven **no we don't, as per budget reasons. ***(audible laugh heard in distance) ****marijuana may not be supplied to minors. *****results may vary ******no it isn't

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