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Dark Gardians XXL

"Darkness will always prevail because, light is dumb."

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    He waits in the darkness ,watching his brother. Lets face it "bad rpg" storylines are more fun. Deal with it. Are we rouges, outcasts, or agents of " the darkness". You decide!

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originally posted in:Dark Gardians XXL
8/11/2015 1:14:32 AM
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Mules wanted!

Are you able to carry large amounts of gear and have absolutely zero combat skills? Have your friends described you a as sherpa? Have you often said "Hey! Can lift that" ? Do you log on to "life" just so others can get the gear in your pack? Well if you said yes to these or any other questions, the exciting world of being a Dark Guardians XXL minion is for you. A qualified candidate will have the fallowing skills: -Standing in one spot for long periods of time. -A loose idea of one surroundings. -a keen eye for grammatical and spelling errors. -a large carrying capacity for "loot" or "booty". - able to tell the deference between between "booty" and a "large buttox". - an appertain for the fine classical works of sir mix lot. -Some sort of crafting skill, like cobbling , arrow making or macaroni pictures. Why wait, apply today! And begin your meaningful career today! *Send all resumes to crypto the crypt. Aka the "the cyptarc

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