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originally posted in:The Log Cabin II
7/17/2015 11:15:54 AM
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A member of the cabin wrote this ;)
Lincoln the mighty! Lincoln the unerring! Lincoln the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but fаggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the forums!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Crazy Lincoln, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Lincoln cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Forums! The future of B.net!
And there it is, fаggots! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Lincoln is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Ninja overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With fgts? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on these forums!
Today, they take away your bait. But what of tomorrow? Do the ninjas take your trolls? Your sh*tposts? Your alts? Your very accounts?
And what does Deej do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Bungie machine enforces the will of the Activision! Against its own users!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Cabin! Rise up, LLC! Embrace the word of mighty Lincoln, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Ninjas or their banhammers, will rule #OffTopic! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Lincoln! We, your unworthy members, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Lincoln, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, LLC! Trust in the words of Lincoln! For I am the chosen of Lincoln! I alone have been anointed by the Group to spread his holy word!
[b]ALL CREDIT GOES TO NIGHTFURY (THE BATMAN OF FURRIES[/b]
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2 RepliesHeil Lincoln
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Totally wasn't originally Talos or anything
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All hail furries
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Timber when I was the guy was anti porn in llc now let me back in
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I was never able to accept the invitation to that group in time. When I made up my mind to join it or not. The invitation was...... No more....
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I thought this said "A member from the cabin whore"
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Ok then
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5 RepliesThe member of LLC is *Drumroll* CrazyLincoln
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*claps*
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I cri.exe ters o' joy evri teim ;-;
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1 ReplyDo you feel like this is an achievement?
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1 ReplyLol PRAISE THE LINCOLN \[|]/
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1 ReplyI remember night fury posting this in chat
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11 RepliesHelp me I lost my porn
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Alright, that's pretty funny that someone else wrote that.
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STFU Lincoln!
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Feeling a bit narcissistic today?
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Lincoln doesn't know what skyrim is. Scrub
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3 RepliesOP wrote it himself OP is fgt
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1 ReplySkyrim reference anyone?
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1 ReplyUmmm...
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4 RepliesEdited by Lord Ocram: 7/26/2015 11:50:50 PMOmg the attention seeking with this one is strong. xD
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Thank you so much for this
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